Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce

Redheaded child star turned beefy ginger hulk reality D-lister/radio personality Danny Bonaduce made an appearance in a Washington casino last Friday where he was greeted by one very sharp-toothed fan who had to be removed by force from his freckled flesh.

“First lady in line says ‘I love your radio show. I loved you on the Partridge Family. Can you kiss me?’ And I said, ‘Sure,'” and she leaned in grabbed both hands around my head and just went WAAA [indicates to face],” Bonadouchey told CNN.

“They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas,” he said. “People are trying to pull her off me … I’m screaming like a baby.” 

“It was so painful. … it’s as if someone wadded up 10 lit cigarettes and stuck them on your face, but they didn’t go out, they just stayed that hot, that’s what it felt like, it is the worst pain ever.”

The real news here is that Danny Bonaduce still has fans 40 years after the Partridge Family and six years after Breaking Bonaduce. 

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