Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son

There’s a lot going on in Hulk Hogan‘s sex tape (which we first heard about in March). First off, it’s naked Hulk Hogan, so you can’t expect it, or any other celebrity sex tape for that matter, to be “sexy.”

Hulk is married but the woman in question is reportedly not his current wife, but the ex-wife of Hogan’s close friend, Todd Clem aka Bubba the Love Sponge. Sterling Golden Wrestler extraordinaire says he was “secretly filmed” and is already striking back legally.

On to notable things in the video, which we first heard about in March, besides the random swinger action (are all men born before 1960 into wife swapping?), the dialogue is to die for. 

Terry (Hulkster) says things like “I started to work out again,”I want you to climb on top of me,” The rubber almost came off” and my personal favorite, “I just ate too, I felt like a pig.”
Early in the two-minute footage edited by Gawker, Hogan’s phone rings and he answers it stark naked (sans do-rag, with epic tanlines) because he thinks it’s his son calling “Let me see if it’s Nick, hold on,” he says as Mrs. Bubba stares into space.
Hulk hogan's penis I’m not saying a good father wouldn’t answer the phone, I’m just wondering what poor Nick Hogan thinks of dear old dad, or how many separate sex tapes featuring his mother and father it would take to invoke surprise.

Read: Linda Hogan — I Want to See Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape!

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