Calm down. I’m not actually going to post about Snooki every single day. I unofficially almost do that anyway, so there’s no need for an announcement.
There is a need however, for Snooki and Lindsay Lohan to run for president and VP, though I really think Snooki’s name should be on top. We all know Lindsay would turn the Oval Office into a meth lab, whereas Snooki would merely replace the flags with Leopard print throws.
Anyway, I’m a big fan and feel the need to summarize her life. Jersey Shore is back for its final season and pregnant Snooki (who is partially responsible for this being the last season) moved out of the shore house because she couldn’t get a good night’s sleep with all the hooting and hollering and smooshing. Cutie McSausage is still on the show, just not in the house.
Lately the only Nicole Polizzi-related things I see on the internet are pictures of her Wolfman baby, but today I saw something else (besides the amazing T-Shirt).
On an episode of Breaking Amish, cast member/lone Mennonite Sabrina was mistaken for Mrs. Lavalle in NYC. When some street vagrant yelled “Snooki!” at Sabrina, the rest of the cast laughed, because they all know who Snooki is even though they’re Amish. The show is 1000% fake, we already know.
Sheesh TLC, is Honey Boo Boo’s mom also a psychology major?
Lol every time I see previews for American Horror Story I say Eww! I cannot waittttttttt #weirdshit
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) October 8, 2012
Snickers has surprisingly good taste in television shows. #KindredSpirit