Magic Johnson Sued By Woman Who Says He Made Her Squeeze His Red Vines

NBA superstar Earvin Magic Johnson is being accused of food fascism, age discrimination and being a generally bad employer by a woman who claims to be Johnson’s flight attendant on his private jet.

45-year-old Lanita Thomas specifies in her lawsuit that Earvin used her showing up to work 15 minutes late last month as an excuse to fire her and hire a younger woman.

The best thing she cites as a reason for suing him has to do with his affinity for “fresh” candy. Thomas states that he “forced” her to “regularly squeeze his red vines to make sure they were soft,” which is not code for anything.

This kind of desperation falls somewhere between women who leave their bra sizes on the clothing review sections of websites and the guys who tried to shake down John Travolta.

I can’t completely discredit her though. The more random the details, the more likely they are to be true.

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  1. NBA superstar Earvin Magic Johnson is being accused of food fascism, age discrimination and being a generally bad employer by a woman who claims to be Johnson’s flight attendant on his private jet.

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