Kim Kardashian Ate Ten Chocolate Cakes And Looked Like This Afterwards…

Kanye West took Kim Kardashian to Italy last weekend to celebrate her 32nd birthday then returned to New York to present her with a chocolate-covered cake that she wished was an engagement ring.

A witness told Us Weekly“She looked genuinely surprised and thanked Kanye with a kiss!”

On Wednesday Kim proved that she truly is a sweats and bra kind of girl. Also, she can eat an entire cake and 90% of the calories funnel into her backside and nowhere else.

Kim and Kanye are not engaged yet, but the black praying mantis widow is working on spinning a third web in which she will eventually consume Ye’s head in an ancient Armenian talent-eating ritual. 

Read: Kim Kardashian Flashes Massive Ring – Here’s the Scoop on Whether She’s Engaged

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