Nicki Minaj Torches Barber Shop And Goes Down On Cassie For “The Boys”

The latest Nicki Minaj video has the cotton-candy loving, Mariah Carey-hating Oompa Loompa bouncing on exercise balls and hanging out in her bikini in a Campagna T-Rex.

You can thank Miley Cyrus, Dev, Eva Simons, Robyn and Bad Boy alum Cassie for setting off lesbian gaydars worldwide with faux hawks, side-shaves, bowls and wife-beaters.

Nicki does the heavy lifting, torching a barber shop with a flame thrower and singing about vag juice while Cassie distracts men with paint rollers. Then there’s a polka dot room, a vespa and dancing queens with pink umbrellas. 

Key lyric #1: Tell a hater yo, don’t you got cocks to blow?

Key lyric #2: I’m out in Haiti with Haitians/I go to Asia with Asians
Key lyric #3: I just come through with a six, like my name was Blossom
Key lyric #4:  Bald head pussy got lots of juice/lopsided on the curb so I block the coupes
Random fact: if you look at the body of the newspaper article in the beginning, it’s just the headline “Barber Shop Burns Down After ‘Freak’ Flame-Thrower Accident” and a repeated story about Sony Music capitalizing on Michael Jackson’s death.

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