Get Your Handkerchiefs (and Guns), Jessica Biel Will Officially Become ‘Jessica Timberlake’

Remember when Adam Sandler and Kevin James wore matching “Mrs. Pitt” and “Mrs. Timberlake” shirts in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry?

Even with the popularity of those tees behind us, the reality of the situation is…

There really is a Mrs. Justin Timberlake, and it’s not you, or Cameron Diaz, or Britney Spears!

“Yes, I’m changing my name,” Jessica Biel told People. “My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names.”

Girl, you won the jackpot of dudes. The Timberlake Appreciation Society (founded by our friends over at Grouchy Muffin), will have lots to say about this.

But at least we won’t have to deal with seeing “Jessica Timberlake” scroll across the screen at her next below-average movie (Stealth?? WTF).

Speaking of Timberlake and Timberlake, the couple have made a public apology for the video of starving homeless people shown by a friend at their $6 million dollar wedding.
The beaming face in the top-right corner of the magazine would have asked for a KFC Double Down cake and no prenup. #NeverForget

Read: Justin Timberlake is Sorry About That Homeless Video, Also, Here’s Some Wedding Photos

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