Hurricane Sandy-related property damages are estimated at around $20 billion but I’m still somehow not surprised that the place Snooki, JWoww, Pauly D, The Situation and the gang called home is intact.
Aerial photos of New Jersey’s coastline show entire roofs and porches ripped clean off and Funtown Pier at Seaside Heights shredded, but a Newark Star-Ledger reporter tells E! Online that the Shore House survived “unharmed.”
JWoww told Leno on Tuesday that the t-shirt shop she and her Jersey Shore castmates worked at for 6 seasons had taken on some damage after the doors blew open. “All that water came into the Shore Store and into the house … it’s standing but completely gutted,” she told Jay.
Even a massive hurricane can’t compare to eleven gallons a year of Karma drink special urine, gorilla semen and tomato-scented vomit.