Here Are Justin Bieber’s Muscles and Armpit Hairs, You’re Not Welcome

Justin Bieber posted this photo of him flexing on Instagram the other day. I don’t know if you’ve ever read or seen The Borrowers, but that’s what it reminds me of.

It’s about these super tiny people who go around stealing things from full-grown humans. They’d take thimbles, clothespins, spools of thread and food crumbs, kind of like how Justin stole these muscles from an amateur pinweight boxer.

Here’s a bonus picture of him with Young Money artist Lil’ Twist. Less armpit hair, same douchery.

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