Scarlett Johansson’s Street Cred = Zero Point Zero

Scarlett Johansson is either a really big fan of Lucky Brand Jeans, or doesn’t see the similarities between their signature “Lucky You” fly message (as in, you’re so lucky to be taking my pants off right now) and her new tattoo.

This you’re-so-lucky-to have-taken-off-my-shirt variation was given to ScarJo in France by some guy named Fuzi. It’s her third tattoo and second this year after the “I Heart NY” thing on her wrist.

The sun also rises, on her arm. Here’s a quote from her, in reference to filming a shower scene for Hitchcock: 

“Hmm, how did I prepare? Well, I just prepared myself to get very, very wet.” [Go on]…

“You have got to be brave, get into the shower, and face Anthony Hopkins as Hitchcock jabbing you in the face with a 12-inch kitchen knife…”

“But that’s what he does! As much as Anthony Hopkins is a pussycat, he’s terrifying. Maybe I watched Silence of the Lambs too many times when I was a kid. Maybe I was having some flashbacks. So I didn’t need too much preparation for the scene.”

I think somebody has been digging into old Tom Jones records…

Hannibal is many things, but I’ve never heard “pussycat” used in a description of him, or anybody else, at least not since my other life as an apron-wearing housewife in the 40’s.

[I’d expect more from a “famed” tattoo and graffiti artist. Star scribblings and a horseshoe? Pretty sure I scratched that into a notebook in fourth grade].

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