G-Spirits Pour Their Rum, Whiskey And Vodka Over The Teats Of Models

If you like alcohol and ridiculously out-there methods to make products unique, you’ll LOVE G-Spirits, a German liquor company that sells bottles of rum, whiskey and vodka that have been “poured over the breasts” of “special women” (underwear models).

The creators decided that dumping liquid on boobs before bottling, then selling it to refined gentleman James Bond wannabes for 129 euros (roughly $160 American dollars), was a great idea.

Sooo next time your boss is trying to butter you up, he might offer you this, instead of a cigar. Sports agents/boosters of colleges too. “Hey kid, you’ll be playing in the NFL in no time, here’s some shit a naked playmate used as a waterfall.” Mmm tit sweat. 

From the website, which features photographic proof (ladies with sanitized mammaries):

Because of our great interest in the best spirits, we came across a Vodka filtered over diamonds. A nice idea to convey the feeling. However, for us there is nothing better than the erotisism of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special woman, one whose characteristics we saw reflected in the liquor.

This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.

Each of the three selections are limited to 5,000 bottles and come with an “exclusive photo,” so buy quickly, horndogs.

We have a special basin made out of glass. After the liquor is poured over the breasts, it runs directly into the basin. You can see this process in our ‘making of’ video at 4:21 min. Afterwards the spirit gets analyzed in a laboratory then it’s bottled.

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