TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL! Here’s a 12-Year-Old Singing Into a Turkey Leg

I really didn’t want to talk about this because it was released two weeks ago and there’s nothing I can say about it that everyone else didn’t already but, since it’s November twentyfoodth, I give you a song that is not close to my heart at all, “It’s Thanksgiving” by Nicole Westbrook.

She’s the new Rebecca Black, her microphone is a turkey leg and her song goes like this, “December was Christmas. January was New Year. April was Easter. And the 4th of July, but now it’s Thanksgiving. Oh oh oh it’s Thanksgiving. We we we we are gonna have a good time.”

Today we honor the day Pilgrims unsuccessfully tried to poison the last remaining American Indians…

Twenty years later, they successfully used the “decapitated heads of Natives” as soccer balls on the streets of Manhattan.

I’m not here to bum you out, I mean I am, because modern-day Thanksgiving is about death, but not that kind. We must barely avoid comas and pesky lap-band surgery after we eat 10 turkeys, 60 potatoes with butter and 102 pumpkin pies.

Enjoy the song. Out of over 10 million people, 168,901 disliked it.
It’s Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Rebecca is very proud.

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