Spider-Man eats Uncle Sam’s ass for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (ohmyGAHH!)
A long time ago, Mayans erected a statue honoring Lil’ Wayne. (TMZ)
Hector ‘Macho’ Camacho may be removed from life support on Saturday. (L.A. Times)
PETA talked Courtney Stodden into hiding her body. (Evil Beet)
Ke$ha doesn’t just have a necklace and earrings made of human teeth… (Allie is Wired)
Phresh off the 777 tour, Rihanna spends turkey day clubbing with Chris Brown. (E! Online)
Black Friday shoppers at Wal-Mart nearly kill each other for phones, towels, and games. (Gawker)
