The cover has text exclaiming that this is “The Mother Issue,” with a subtle label below telling you to “blow your load.” Because nothing goes together like mothers and load-blowing. How Freudian. Now that Flaunt has succeeded in raising your eyebrows for all the wrong reasons, go ahead and read some of Meester’s anecdotes.
Motherhood: “I definitely want kids. It’s really important to me. I think it’s going to be the one thing I do. That’s your life, that’s the meaning of life. Besides art, which I think is definitely part of that. And that all goes in with love and making children – making art. It’s creating. I think that’s the meaning of life.”
Music: “Tim [McGraw] gave everyone a guitar [while filming Country Strong], so I kind of taught myself and then wrote all my songs on the set of ‘The Oranges.’ And the songs are not poetic – They are just me. It’s not more confident or colorful. It’s just me. It just comes out of me.”
Gossip Girl: “I didn’t even know people like Blair existed until I started the show. I often work 60 days straight with no days off. No mornings off. Every minute I’m working, unless I’m on an airplane. I just want to be comfortable every second I’m not in hair and makeup.”
Now look at some asses, and think about your life.
Read: James Franco’s butt (there’s really no other way we could title this post)