In All Her Plastic Glory, Elizabeth Taylor Barbie Looks More Like Liz Than Lindsay Ever Will

limited edition Liz Taylor BarbieMattel’s special edition White Diamonds Liz Taylor Barbie‘s arrival is very appropriate considering the iconic actresses’ dedication to AIDS research and awareness dating back to the early 80’s (back when acknowledging that the disease could affect anyone other than disgusting gay man whores was taboo), and that today is World AIDS Day.

Priced at $150 dollars and wearing a white dress very similar to the one from 1958’s Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, the doll comes with gloves, sunglasses, mini perfume bottle and a movie script.

Lindsay Lohan (in all her bloated, lip-injected glory) can’t compare to this plastic masterpiece, which, unlike Liz & Dick, was approved by Taylor.

“Magnificently created to capture every detail of her unique beauty, the face sculpt was reviewed and approved by Miss Taylor herself,” Barbie Collector explains on their website along with a warning that inanimate Liz is special and therefore not allowed to consort with regular pauper Barbies.

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