Selena Gomez supposedly broke up with Justin Bieber in November, but now that Harry Styles is unavailable, she seems to have wandered back into Justin’s hairless twig arms for a little love under the Canadian mistletoe.
Speaking of mistletoe, have you ever noticed that people often hang Holly leaves up and kiss under them because they don’t know the difference?
I personally have found that Holly trees do well in cemeteries, which means they like to feed on dead bodies.
Selena probably broke up with Justin because he likes dead bodies. Merry Christmas.