The story comes to Jeffrey by word of mouth, third-hand, so it’s likely to be some sort of wild exaggeration from a well-meaning West Indies gossip monger.
“Had read that the Jolie Pitts would be traveling the globe this vacation. But I’m not so sure. At lunch on a small island three away from Parrot Cay this morn, a woman said she’d heard from a local that they were in town with two nannies per child. Count ‘em, 12 nannies,” Slonim wrote on his blog.
Slonim made sure to add that it was a “very questionable source,” and that he hadn’t found a word online about it, but that has changed since his post inspired Radar Online to share the news.
I just love the idea of Angelina preparing for her role as Maleficent, mistress of all evil, by whipping her 12 nanny slaves with wadded up Donna Karan dresses.