Ladies, don’t be jealous of Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, One Direction boy-bander Harry Styles. I can see the future, and it involves him fully transitioning into Mick Jagger (or Wrinkly Kong) in 20 years.
I can’t stop thinking about the Mick resemblance after Daily Mail posted photos of Styles absorbing sun and showing off his back acne and random collection of tattoos on the beach in the Caribbean on Saturday.
The older one of Harry (pre-battleship, sister’s name, 007, coat hanger, padlock and bird tattoos) making a familiar face sent me into a state of shock.
You know the one. Like Animal from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem waiting for applause?
Swifty and Styles supposedly broke up a day before the newer pictures were taken, probably because she realized that he looks like a 70-year-old rock star.
I even think he dressed up like a sailor in the video for “Kiss You” to convince her otherwise.