Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-12-13]

Evan Rachel Wood GlamourEvan Rachel Wood “thrilled” about getting accidentally knocked up. (NY Daily News)

Shave your goatee before the cops arrest your pedo ass, Michael Phelps. (Evil Beet)

Aaron Swartz, RSS writer and co-founder of Reddit, commits suicide. (Gawker)

There is a god! Two And A Half Men cast not signed on for season 11. (Celebuzz)

Megan Fox still not a social networking butterfly, quits Twitter. (Huffington Post)

Antique-collector Taylor Swift and Harry Styles were sexually incompatible. (Jezebel)

Brian Williams frequently visits the Girls set to see his daughter fornicate. (News Busters)

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