Baby bump: Shakira edition! She-wolf poses in bikini with shirtless soccer husband. (Celebuzz)
Edward Furlong losing jobs left and right after latest domestic violence arrest. (TMZ)
In rare news, Howard Stern apologized! (to Jonah Hill’s doppelganger). (Us weekly)
Oprah basically “satisfied” with Lance Armstrong‘s doping confession. (CBS)
The guy who styles Nicki Minaj’s wigs quit over “creative differences.” (Idolator)
Lady Gaga buying a share in Neverland Ranch, for restoration purposes? (Huffington Post)
Special edition of Dead Island: Riptide comes with the bloody plastic torso of a woman. (Jezebel)
The Twist Gossip 
