Kris Jenner Spent 1989 With Her Legs Above Her Head, Ignoring Her Kids

Kris Jenner unfit motherForgive me, but I just find this story so goddamn funny. Not the neglectful part. Just that Kris Jenner was such a sex-obsessed, Fassbender-in-Shame-style 80’s nymphomaniac that she couldn’t be bothered to pick up a phone.

In an In Touch “exclusive,” which a rep for the Kardashian klan called “ridiculous,” the magazine claims to have obtained the late Robert Kardashian’s handwritten journals, which are full of complaints about his irresponsible ex-wife.

Inside, we learn (using “learn” loosely) that Kris kicked and beat Kim in August of 1989 and was so into Todd Waterman (that guy she just happened to run into on KUWTK) that she was never home.

Kris reportedly abandoned Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob on Christmas AND forgot to pick them up for school in favor of kinky Palm Springs vacations with Waterman.

“She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!”

Tabloids make up stories that they think people will believe because the behavior is somehow “in character,” which is why so many will fall for this even though it’s probably a steaming pile of lies.
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Tune in to The Robert Kardashian Journals at 9/8 central on the CW, after The Carrie Diaries.

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