Matt Damon Gets Revenge on Jimmy Kimmel

Matt Damon Jimmy kimmelAfter years of Jimmy Kimmel teasing his audience with the age-old “My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time” line, plus several cameos including one very memorable song, Matt finally, truly appeared on the show. Kimmel sat bound and gagged in the background as Damon acted as the host, Andy Garcia replaced security guard Guillermo and Sheryl Crow lead the band.

Damon pointed at Kimmel and then at himself saying,”Normally this program is hosted by that, tonight it’s being hosted by this,” and brought Jimmy’s real-life ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman on the program, who roasted him by saying this about their relationship and why she dated him: 

You know when you’re in New York and you pass by those hotdog vendors and you’re like ‘I’m not going to eat this, it’s not good for me’ and then the smell gets to you and you can’t help yourself and you get one and you like pound two or three of them and then later on you’re puking, you know and you’re just like ‘Why did I put this inside me?’

Nicole Kidman also popped out for an interview, serving Jimmy “punishment” in the form of a lap dance.

I’m not sure what the appropriate number of thrusts is for a joke-hump on a lighthearted talk show, but I’m pretty sure she added at least two to it.
Other guests included Emily Blunt, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck, Amy Adams, Gary Oldman, Reese Witherspoon, and Demi Moore.

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