Courtney Love Covers ’99 Problems’ At Sundance

Courtney Love sundance 2013Courtney Love, never one to censor herself, covered Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” with most of the original lyrics (including the n-word) onstage in Park City, Utah during Sundance.

Before playing the song she said “It either sucks or it’s genius,” which could also apply to all the movies screened at Sundance.

And don’t even start to wonder if it’s okay for her to say the n-word. She’s a bitter, broke, equal opportunity, rock star. Not even equal, because her all her problems seem to involve throwing shade at her white peers and frenemies. Problems like:

1. Gwen Stefani and her husband:

His band never did that well but he is very, very smart. He runs the Gwen show, that’s him. He runs the clothing line, he f**king built that up, he has nothing else to do. 

He was so good looking, but I kind of envisioned that me and Gavin Rossdale would end up on the French Riviera, like, taking tennis lessons and f**king our respective polo teachers.

2. The so-called Nirvana reunion with Paul McCartney:

Uh it was bad … Paul better get earmuffs for the bassplaying.

3. Lana Del Rey’s cover of “Heart-Shaped Box:”

You do know the song is about my Vagina right? ‘Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back’ umm… On top of which some of the lyrics about my vagina, I contributed.

So, umm, next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you? lol xc.

4. Dave Grohl hitting on her daughter Frances Bean:

I hear from frannies roommate that @davegrohl hit on frances, and that she was curious , I’m not mad at her, him i am about to shoot, dead.

The driver from the cm who drove @davegrohl my daughter was telling me what st on laurel canyon and that he had his hands all over her.

5. Dave Grohl hitting on her

dave tried to f*** me alot and i always thought he had that romney rape thing about him he f***ed all my pals.

Read: Courtney Love: ‘There Will Be No Nirvana Musical’

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