Usually we read short paragraphs about Rihanna‘s relationship with Chris Brown in fairly spaced-out interviews.
Her latest, in Rolling Stone, is the anabolic-steroid version of that.
As in, MORE paragraphs about why Chris Brown is good for her which equals MORE hair-pulling from my side (and my “side” includes Lena Dunham, who doesn’t have very much hair to spare).
Former Wendy’s clown Rihanna says she’s positive that Chris Brown will never hit her again.
“He doesn’t have the luxury of f**king up again,” she tells RS contributing editor Josh Eells. “That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”
Rihanna also says that she’s aware her situation is “not the cutest puzzle in the world,” but that people’s assumptions are wrong.
Key quote #1: “Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake.”
Key quote #2: “We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit.”
Key Quote #3: “We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”
Nice to know she’s talking sh*t over, but Lena and I both know that Chris Brown is like a mean goose at the park that never stops hissing and biting stale bread out of your hand.