Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [2-7-13]

Rihanna stands by her abusive, obnoxious man. Goes to court with Chris Brown. (Daily Mail)

She also ruined Selena Gomez‘s relationship by sleeping with young Justin Bieber… (Jezebel)

Yoda, Jabba and Chewbacca makeup artist Stuart Freeborn dead at 98. (Huffington Post)

Oxygen’s latest modeling show has Naomi Campbell saying “You are not the face!” (Gawker)

John Travolta sex lawsuit dropped, probably never groped anyone on a cruise ship. (Evil Beet)

Ex-cop/LL Cool J lookalike wanted for shooting and killing three people in Los Angeles. (CBS)

New couple/sleepover alert: Adam Brody and Leighton Meester. Blair & Seth forever. (Us Weekly)