The visual would also work for “Only Girl (In The World),” as it seems to be a non-metaphor for being alone with the tattooed man you love (with an evil teddy bear, in a floating bed surrounded by mist).
Again, is it a coincidence that Rihanna sings about “hot rides” and beds in that song? You know what’s really going on here? I have nothing to say about this video. I’d almost rather watch Battleship.
Or the four-minute version of Battleship. Okay, the trailer for Battleship. BOOM. Mahalo, Motherf*cker.