Rihanna scraped up her knee on a metal grate after partying it up with socialite model/Rita Ora bestie Cara Delvingn at a place called The Box. Eyewitnesses say a fan of unspecified gender threw an energy drink at her and scolded her for dating Chris Brown.
In a surprising twist, Rihanna went on a date with the fan the next day, then went on Good Morning America to talk about how wrong it was to forgive him/her, stayed away for a few years, then said ‘f*ck the
people who care about me haters’ and went back to the verbally abusive bottle-tosser.
(Alternately, “I’m so mad that you got back together with that guy who beat you, let me throw this bottle at your face,” is not very logical thinking for a person who is drunk off nothing more than caffeine.)