Alec Baldwin is being investigated for calling one New York Post photographer a “coon” and telling another that he wanted to choke her to death. Meanwhile, his wife is being sued for teaching crappy injury-causing yoga classes.
One story is easier to believe than the other since we all know Alec Baldwin once called his daughter a pig and wore a Klan robe on a public street in broad daylight. Baldwin denied making the racist remarks, which originated because he was asked about the allegations against his pregnant wife…
Allegations that she, Hilaria Thomas, yoga instructor extraordinaire, overbooked a class and the overbooking supposedly resulted in a man putting his leg through a window.
Lawsuit guy has a lot of balls admitting that he hurt himself doing upward-facing armadillo, but suing Hilaria, who happens to have a lot of money by association, is not the answer.
He should be suing Alec Baldwin, for being such a bad influence on Hilaria that she ninja-kicked his stretchy pants-wearing dad ass onto the cold hard cement like one of Tony Soprano’s goons.