Bloodthirsty Marc Anthony Takes Oblivious Young Girlfriend To Disneyland

Marc Anthony new girlfriend 44-year-old Marc Anthony took his new young girlfriend, 21-year-old Topshop heiress Chloe Green, to Disneyland this past week for their first public date.

He looks like a fun guy huh? I mean, especially fun at Disneyland, where Chloe likely had to go on all the rides with J-Lo’s twins and not Marc because of the weight limit.

How much heroin do you have do you have to do daily to stay at around 118 pounds, and when are people going to realize that the Chupacabra is not an elusive creature? Like Lestat in Queen of the Damned, Marc has exposed his supernatural abilities to the public without them even realizing it. 

I’ll prove it. Here’s a description of the age-old Puerto Rican legend, from Wiki:

[It is] the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail.

Like the vampire, it gains strength from draining the blood of animals and unknowing human victims.
Marc Anthony Chupacabra#IWantToBelieve

2 thoughts on “Bloodthirsty Marc Anthony Takes Oblivious Young Girlfriend To Disneyland

  1. How accurate. I hope I never have to see him shirtless again. Plus that chick is rich, something must be wrong with her……


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