Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Vodka in the Darkest Crevices of California

Lindsay Lohan in the mirror“Sources close to” Lindsay Lohan say she spent a large chunk of her week drinking in spite of just being ordered to go to rehab for being a dirty alcoholic by a judge in Los Angeles.

When they say the sources are close I think they are literally in her vicinity, and are in no way her friends, though I could be wrong. Anyway, some fellow winos claim to have spotted Lindsay pouring vodka into her gullet at AV Nightclub and her Beverly Hills hotel on Monday, then again on Saturday at FLUXX in San Diego.

The surprising part is obviously not that she’s drinking, but that she flew or drove two hours to San Diego for cocktails. 

I know first hand that the commuter terminal there is a real pain in the ass, and the highway is no piece of cake either, especially for a person who drives with both feet on the accelerator.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is adamant she does not have a substance abuse problem and doesn’t feel she needs professional help.

Lohan claims innocence, writing on Twitter that she stayed in her room eating sushi [insert Samantha Ronson joke here], and is taking the whole collapsing liver thing “seriously.

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