Gisele Doesn’t Know How to Hold a Baby

Gisele holding her baby Each person has their own special brand of bad parenting. Some beat their kids with broom handles while others impose their own neurosis, religious views and political stances on them. My child, for instance, would be anxious and bitter with a strict diet of Haribo raspberries and Taco Bell cheese.

Gisele Bundchen’s Bad Parenting 101 involves holding her daughter like she’s a sack of useless turnips or soon-to-be drowned cats.

With a mother who cares that little, Tom Brady’s offspring is sure to become a stripper before age 21.

Click HERE for more photos of Gisele not knowing how to hold her baby in Costa Rica.

2 thoughts on “Gisele Doesn’t Know How to Hold a Baby

  1. Goelitz (Jelly Belly Brand) Raspberries and Blackberries ALL THE WAY.

    It gives me hope for this beautiful bitch as a mom. This was exactly how I lugged my little demon around, But then again, I’m raising her to be a Supervillain, so take that as you will.


    1. Gisele’s kids will be lucky to have a spot on the assembly line at an iPhone case factory when Angry Baby rules the world.

      P.S. I’ve never seen Jelly Belly Raspberries and Blackberries. You obviously made them up.


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