Lea Michele Not Planning on Dumping Cory Monteith While He’s in Rehab

Lea Michele Cory Monteith dinnerKind and generous soul Lea Michele has decided not to kick boyfriend Cory Monteith to the curb after he checked himself into rehab for substance abuse.

“I love and support Cory and will stand by him through this,” she says, as if she were the wife of a politician who cheated on her with an underage Thai boy. “I am grateful and proud he made this decision.”

Monteith first entered rehab when he was 19 and has described himself as a heavy drinker since age 13 who did “every and any drug” he could get his hands on.

You know those awful people who hate Anne Hathaway for no reason besides that she’s too “actressy?” I may feel that way about Lea Michele, and I don’t want to. 

Maybe I need rehab? Or a guest spot on Glee? I can sing any song that is either spoken-word or instrumental.

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