“Lindsay Lohan’s boobs fell out of a helicopter” is my favorite headline ever. (The Superficial)
Kourtney will be Khloe’s surrogate if her uterus doesn’t thicken up. (In Case You Didn’t Know)
Chris Brown might have told Drake to come out of the closet in a song. (Evil Beet)
Some kid (hers) didn’t drown because of Heidi Klum‘s heroic ways. (Celebuzz)
Franco and Rogen April Fools their way through Pineapple Express 2. (Huffpost)
I was going to post Fall Out Boy’s video for “The Phoenix,” but then I forgot. (ohmyGAHH!)
Fact: the Game of Thrones premiere was much better than The Walking Dead finale. (io9)
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