Beyonce distracted from plans to not perform any new material at the first stop on her Mrs. Carter World Show Tour in Serbia by wearing a sparkly gold bodysuit with nipples three times the size of George Clooney’s in Batman & Robin.
This look (sandcastle mermaid created by 14-year-old boys?), reminds me of something I saw last week on Craigslist. Call me a perv, but I live to find posts where very specific fetishes are solicited, and last week I hit the jackpot. (The best part is posting links to these terrors in Facebook inboxes.)
The one that caught my eye was “Women with HUGE AREOLAS wanted,” by a man willing to pay $300 for sex with a lady with iHop-sized nipple casings. Included were not one, but two photos!
Click at your own discretion, and let me know if that’s natural, or a genetic disorder.