Let me tell you. Celine revealed on Katie that she has not 1,000, not 2,000, but 3,000 pairs of shoes, and one of her twins (the ones that took a really long time to conceive because you know, old sperm) loves going into her closet to try them on. Adorable right?
And not a word about his sexuality or future as a drag queen. I don’t want to hear it.
He’s two and a half, the approximate age that children start imitating their parents. I’m sure if his mom was Paris Hilton he’d be popping Valtrex over webcam with the E-Trade baby.
With a name like Nelson (after Mandela), he better turn in those heels for a Nobel Peace Prize by four.