Celine Dion’s Son Occasionally Dips Into Her Ginormous Shoe Collection

Celine Dion son heels Celine Dion’s kind of an enigma  huh? I mean, besides being mega successful, French-Canadian and married to an old dude, what do we really know about her?

Let me tell you. Celine revealed on Katie that she has not 1,000, not 2,000, but 3,000 pairs of shoes, and one of her twins (the ones that took a really long time to conceive because you know, old sperm) loves going into her closet to try them on. Adorable right?

And not a word about his sexuality or future as a drag queen. I don’t want to hear it.

He’s two and a half, the approximate age that children start imitating their parents. I’m sure if his mom was Paris Hilton he’d be popping Valtrex over webcam with the E-Trade baby.

With a name like Nelson (after Mandela), he better turn in those heels for a Nobel Peace Prize by four.

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