Prayers, Answered: McDonald’s Considering Serving Breakfast All Day

Egg McMuffin I may need a few seconds to catch my breath. Screaming over McDonald’s possibly making delicious Egg McMuffins available 24/7 is hard work after all.

You know my Xbox-playing night owl ass can’t ever wake up in time to actually leave the house for Mickey D’s before 10:30 a.m. The very idea is simply preposterous.

I’m not a God-fearing woman, but I may become one, because in the future, I may very well be able to crawl out of bed at noon or when-the-hell ever I very well please and still indulge in cheesy, high-calorie goodness.

McDonald’s prez and CEO Don Thompson just talked to CNBC about expanding the company and competing with other chains, adding that he would definitely “consider” serving breakfast across the day.

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Thompson hinted that he’s looking at “innovative ways” to broaden the hours the menu would be available, saying “I think we’ll be seeing some of those things in the near future.”
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AND they may start delivering, so we can all just sit in our fleece pajamas staring at muted daytime soap operas with our hands slipping on the remote because of hashbrown oil without ever leaving our caves.
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