I’ve looked at the photo Bear Grylls shared with his Twitter followers of his producer’s snakebitten foot multiple times, mostly because I was warned not to by all the websites that covered it.
And it’s still so gross. Grosser than Kevin Ware’s leg bone and slightly less gross than the legless Boston marathon bombing victim. Yet I’m intrigued by all these sick wounds because I’m a sad freak. Or maybe I was a doctor in another life. Or a sadist. Sadist doctor.
The skin on the foot was completely torn off by a very large snake. “Brutal” hardly does it justice.
I am not liable for any injuries your jaw may suffer as it falls to the floor. And I refuse to buy you new pants or diapers or whatever. It’s not my fault you can’t control your face, bowels and bladder. Oddest reaction:
Bear Grylls is currently working on a new NBC reality show called Get Out Alive.