Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [4-30-13]

There’s a new video of Amanda Bynes gazing at herself with heavy eyelids. (HuffPost)

Ray J apparently “hit” a hologram of Kim Kardashian first. (MTV)

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and the case of the Stones concert hand-hold. (Yahoo!)

Beyonce and Andre 3000’s cover of “Back to Black” is so special. (ohmyGAHH!)

Here’s an extended look at Guillermo del Toro’s ode to Gozilla, Pacific Rim. (io9)

Selena Gomez encourages Justin Bieber to “come and get” what he already got. (Idolator)

Gabourey Sidibe, fresh off The Big C, just joined American Horror Story: Coven! (E! Online)