Red pajamas and hair like Angelica’s Rugrats doll? It’s not their fault. Everyone at the ball dressed like a urinal at CBGB because it was the opening of the PUNK: Chaos to Couture exhibition.
BEST: Rooney Mara (in Givenchy) and Taylor Swift (in J. Mendel).
Raiding the closets of Edie Bouvier and Ziggy Stardust didn’t quite pay off for these two. Elle can try again next year. Kim should probably skip the event. (Anna Wintour keeps her enemies close.)
OVER-THE-TOP: Paloma Faith (in Michael Cinco) and Katy Perry (in Dolce & Gabbana).
I don’t think it’s fair to “judge” these gowns. Paloma Faith (download Fall To Grace NOW) always dresses like that and Katy Perry’s been a self-proclaimed princess since the Kate Hudson/Myspace years.
MEH: Blake Lively (in Gucci) and Anne Hathaway (in 1992 Valentino).
Nomi Malone (Showgirls) would be proud of Blake Lively even if she’s not wearing Ver-sace (rhymes with face). Blonde Anne Hathaway looks like she’s about to skin a Dalmatian.
WORST: Mary Kate Olsen (by The Row), Gwyneth Paltrow (in Valentino) and Madonna (in Givenchy).
Richie’s look made Rihanna puke and Cameron Diaz’s belt reminds me when you made a mistake in Prince of Persia mid-jump and he’d fall onto spikes and bleed to death in his sad little Aladdin outfit.
BEST: Cara Delevingne (in Burberry), Solange (in Kenzo) and Anja Rubik (in Tommy Hilfiger).
I’ve been waiting for an excuse to talk about Cara Delevingne for a while. Now I realize I don’t have anything to say. She has big eyebrows and cocaine in her pockets. Good enough? Oh, and she’s a very successful model worshipped by the likes of Terry Richardson and Rihanna.
Speaking of models, that’s a Polish one in red. And Solange, well, what can I say? I love a good afro.