Christina Turns Her Chair For Season 5 of ‘The Voice’

Christina Aguilera armsChristina Aguilera is bringing her particular brand of sass and insanity back to the fifth season of The Voice this September.

She just signed a $12.5 million contract to return to the red “I Want You” chair that Shakira’s been keeping warm for her.

I happened to see the studio where The Voice is filmed when I traveled via wheelbarrow to California. It’s an unremarkable black square with no windows in The Valley (where it’s already hotter than the toilets at the U.S. Championship Cheese Contest).

That’s why Christina’s always fanning her escape artist tatas and why Robin Thicke looked like melted Dippin’ Dots on last week’s episode.

Speaking of tatas, I really wish Shakira and Christina could be on the show at the same time. Usher can dance off the edge of the earth that he probably believes is flat for all I care. 
Shakira the voice gifChristina Aguilera the voice gif
What’s wrong with having two female judges anyway? Christina could speak broken Spanish while holding a side competition (that Shakira won’t know about) to see who can show the most skin.

Host Carson Daly said he expects “a bunch of big name artists” to have a place in a red chair in the future, but never as many as American Idol because Idol is pure doody without Simon and Paula.

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