Paris Hilton’s Tear Ducts Exploded at Cannes

Paris Hilton crying cannesParis Hilton cried a waterfall of Valtrex and cranberry pills at Cannes Film Festival last week when she attended a screening of The Bling Ring. If you’ve seen the trailer or read about the movie, you know there’s a scene where Nikki (Emma Watson’s character) and her merry group of thieves burst into Hilton’s mansion and violate her shoe closet and stripper pole exactly like the Burglar Bunch of Hollywood Hills did in 2009.

I was really emotional watching it,” Hilton told Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan. “I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry. I knew what happened with the burglaries, but I had never actually seen it – so watching it happen, I was like, ‘Oh my God, this really happened to me. These kids were really in my house and did this to me.'” 

Hilton added that felt “really angry and upset” and wished she could slap the sh*t out of the perpetrators.

Ermahgerd. When asked if she felt any sympathy for them she said “No way!” because you know, feeling sympathetic for rich people is hard. Wink wink.
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Read: Here’s Paris Hilton Making Out With Her 21-Year-Old Boyfriend

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