Photos featured in In Touch Magazine show Amanda Bynes living in squalor, smoking resin on a mattress with no sheet like a born crackhead. Bynes says In Touch “bought fake altered photos” by the “ugly black man” standing behind her.
“That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured!” she whined on Twitter.
Obviously Amanda is f*cking with us. She knows we know those are her nasty, unpedicured fungus toes. She’s playing a game that we should not indulge, but it’s really hard not to. She’s like Jigsaw.
—-> Reminds me of this video.<—-
In Touch’s sources (partygoers) describe the apartment that unquestionably belongs to her as “empty” with spray-painted windows. They also say that Amanda is mentally “all over the place.”
No sh*t. More proof of that in bonus excerpts from her latest rant.
Crazy: “Just assume that I f*cked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they f*cking hate me!”
Craziest: “They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes.”
In other AB news, TMZ reports that Amanda was denied entry to a private plane over the weekend because she told the pilot to Google her, Reese Witherspoon style.
You know who I am!? Do you not see my half-open eye. Do you not smell desperation.