Mother/Daughter Porn Team Seeking Father/Son to Tag Team

Monica and Jessica porn teamTwenty-two years ago, Jessica [insert-real-last-name-here] gave birth to Monica [insert-same-last-name-here], who ended up venturing into porn once she was of-age.

Monica, under the fresh new last name “Sexxxton,” re-defined Bring Your Mother to Work Day when she suggested that 50-something Jessica try it out. But not separately, because they wanted to spend quality time becoming “filthy rich,” so they made adult films together, and 100% legally according to Florida’s state incest laws, as the first and only real mother and daughter porn duo.

Gross beyond comprehension. Anyway, these two freaks are looking to amp it up a notch. After tag teaming many non-related men, Jessica and Monica are scouring the nation for a likeminded pair.

“It’s something we’ve considered for a while,” Jessica told HuffPost, on videotaping a session of her and her mom with an equally gonzo father and son. “We once dated brothers in real life on and off for a couple of years. They were closer to [Monica’s] age, but we haven’t done a father and son in real life or on camera.”

(I wouldn’t think they’d have to search more than one or two states to the north for such a thing.)

Monica and Jessica Sexxxton: bonding over waffle fries and so much more
Monica and Jessica Sexxxton: bonding over waffle fries and so much more

The ick factor scale is broken and I’d have better luck being stabbed with needles by headless clowns and covered in spiders than trying to figure out what’s wrong with these people.

There happen to be a lot of people who actually believe that this is okay. I know I’m always pointing you to Gawker, but check out this disturbing comment thread about “consenting adults” and sexual deviancy.

One guy tried to argue that incest is no different than gay marriage. (Why do I continue to be surprised?)

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