I haven’t seen Whoopi Goldberg in a while, and especially not in a movie, but here she is, walking around the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with Tina Turner/Diana Ross hair, dressed in a bruise-colored bag of some sort.
If you’re wondering why I’ve attached Michael Bay‘s name to the new TMNT movie even though he’s just a producer (Jonathan Liebesman, who worked with Bay on Texas Chainsaw: The Beginning, directs), it’s because I want you to know that it will suck because of him, no matter how little he’s involved.
Dude has been obsessed with ruining our favorite childhood cartoons and toys since the first Transformers installment. (Please watch this hypothetical “what if Michael Bay directed Titanic” video.)
Anyway, Whoopi plays the big boss lady at Channel 6 News, who’ll probably be trying to prevent a pesky April O’Neil turtle pregnancy throughout the film. (Will Arnett is Fox’s fumbling cameraman.)
Speaking of April, Check out Megan Fox in a yellow bomber jacket (instead of a full jumpsuit) with slightly reddish hair. If you saw her walking around on Halloween you’d say “nice Megan Fox costume” without a single mention of April or her pizza-loving admirers. P.S. look what I just bought on eBay.
Read: Megan Fox Cast in Michael Bay-Produced ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
