“I can’t believe my mother gets paid to pretend to get paid to give handjobs on television,” the three-month old fetus of Jennifer Love Hewitt exclusively told The Twist.
In all seriousness, Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged and pregnant and her unborn baby is totally yelling “ADOPT ME” at strangers through the uterine wall. From Us Weekly:
“We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along.
But really, I love her and her entire career including the terrible stuff like Ghost Whisperer. (Heartbreakers with Sigourney Weaver is one of my favorite guilty pleasure comedies.) I think she gets a bad rep that she doesn’t really deserve, like the Tom Cruises, John Travoltas and Tyras of the world.
The dude who put the real-life jizz in her is named Brian Hallisay and plays her skeezy ex-husband on The Client List who totally wants a piece of his wifey’s lubed-up rubdown money.
Basically he’s just show biz-y enough to understand her plight and not quite big enough to leave her for a more famous, more devastating beauty like Angelina or Brad.
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I wish Jennifer would strip but naked in front of me
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