Handsome virgin quarterback Tim Tebow‘s name will likely be slapped on the back of a Patriots jersey for the 2013-14 season.
According to ESPN’s sources, Tebow is expected to arrive at Pats’ minicamp tomorrow morning.
Mike Reiss pointed out that since definite starter Tom Brady is healthy and their backup QB, Ryan Mallett, has two more years on his contract, Tebow may be the team’s
last resort third-string option.
Coach Bill Belichick’s past comments on Mallett have been lukewarm, telling NFL owners meeting attendees in March that he “performed well” in 2012-13. “I couldn’t comment on that,” Belichick said in response to trade rumors. “I’m glad he plays for our team.”
I think we can all agree that, with that arm, Tim Tebow barely deserves a spot as a cheerleader for the Lingerie Football League, let alone a spot on any team in the NFL. (Even the 2008 Lions.)