Man of Steel’s Childhood Nickname Was ‘Fat Cavill’

Man of Steel star Henry Cavill wasn’t always steamier than a plate of enchiladas, louder than a vibrator in the movie theater and all those other things about bullets, locomotives and tall buildings that suddenly escape my mind when I think about HIS GIANT BULGING MUSCLES and thoughtful eyes.

“My nickname in school was ‘Fat Cavill,’ he told a crowd plus his co-stars, Amy Adams and Russell Crowe, on Friday, June 14 during an interview on The Graham Norton Show. “My dad always said from the age of about 13, I stayed the same weight until 25, I just got taller.”

So he went from a fatty fatty boom to a hottie hottie swoon swoon? And a millionaire? And he’s not intimidated by strong women? (He’s dating MMA-fighter-turned-actress Gina Carano.)

AND he’s the only person in the world who can honestly say “In your face, bullies, I’m Superman”?

Keep Joe Manganiello and Charming Potato in Magic Mike 2 and replace the rest with Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Charlie Hunnam (Jax from Sons of Anarchy). PLEASE.

If this article didn’t have my name above it I would pretend like it was some other fangirl perving out over tall hunky dudes with three legs, but since it does I’ll stop and let you get back to masturbating.