Inspired by the seasons of The Sopranos she just watched because she heard about James Gandolfini’s death and thought it was a prequel to Sister Act, Kim Kardashian cracked her shaved knuckles and practiced her skills as an accomplished and menacing mob boss on her friends.
In an attempt to weed out the rats, Kim sent fake photos of her and Kanye’s brand new baby North West to a select group of peers and acquaintances.
The snitches apparently weren’t afraid enough of getting stitches. From TMZ:
So here’s what we’re being told. Kim felt people in her world were going to hawk baby photos, so she wanted to catch the culprits quickly. We’re told Kim hatched a plan and sent a half-dozen of her “friends” pictures of a baby she claimed was North West — but we’re told it was an impostor infant.
The person that tried to sell them can no longer reap the benefits of being buddies with Kim Kardashian. (Occasional samples from Rob Kardashian’s sock line and bargain bin copies of Tyler Perry’s Temptation?)
I’m not fooled so much by those photos but by the idea that she came up with this plan herself. I mean, it’s actually kind of brilliant, and she’s like a really dense but endearing bag of turnips.
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