The rudest thing you can say to someone when seeing them for the first time in awhile is “I thought you were dead!” And that’s exactly what I would have said to the Ying Yang Twins if I had run into them on the street before today. But alas, they’re still crankin’ along, and plan on releasing a new album Ass In Session, which will feature a track simply titled “Miley Cyrus.”
The Atlanta duo and self-proclaimed “leaders of twerk” probably checked out her newly released video for “We Can’t Stop.” It’s more or less a detailed montage of Miley “just bein’ Miley,” which apparently in 2013 means sticking her ass in the air, licking a giant doll, and of course, twerking (acting black is her new favorite past-time).
It’s a terrible, terrible song that should never have been written, and features gems like “We like to party, dancing with Molly” and “tryin’ to get a line in the bathroom” (subtle!), but the video is wildly entertaining and full of weird shit–it’s actually pretty rad.
The Twins, on the other hand, have been relatively quiet over the last few years since the release of their Greatest Hits album (really?) in 2009. You can probably tell I’m not a huge fan, so I’ll just be honest–their new album will probably suck.
Check out some excerpts of “Miley” below:
Do the Miley Cyrus rock wit it
Wiggle wiggle jiggle jiggle shake that s**t
All the n***as saying can she take that d**k?
Freaky b****es shakin ass on the pole
Do the Miley Cyrus b***h and get low
Miley Cyrus, ooh she wildin’
The way she shake her ass keep a n***a smiling’
With her camel toe she steal the show
Put her p***y in yo face like a freaky ho
Bill Rae will LOVE this, you guys.