To wash out the bad taste after Heather Locklear’s snooty Tom Cruise story on Chelsea Lately about his supposedly horrible dance moves, I’ve got a complimentary one for you from Cher.
During a game called “Gypsies, Tramps and Tea” on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Cher said her two-month relationship with a pre-scientology Cruise was “pretty hot and heavy.”
“I’ve had just the greatest lovers ever! … He was in the top five,” she explained.
Cher also told Oprah in 2008 that she was “crazy” about Tom during their steamy mid-’80s fling. Basically she wishes she could turn back time and be the Elvira to his Dracula for all 365 days of the year.
What would sex between them even look like? He was 23 and she was 39, so I’m assuming she threw him on the ceiling and shot borrowed Village People arrows at his dimples before nap and juice box time.
